why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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