At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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