Just cropdusted the office
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
