The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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