the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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