come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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