do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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