And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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