Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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