I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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