yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
