Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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