we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Ladies don't puke and tell
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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