ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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