Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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