so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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