dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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