I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My penis needs a shock collar
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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