things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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