Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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