oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't deserve a penis
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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