My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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