I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
His nipple licking is glorious
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