I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
