What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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