It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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