She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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