had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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