Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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