Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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