I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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