Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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