We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%