At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.