She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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