chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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