my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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