I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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