that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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