you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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