You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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