I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I have demons in me.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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