Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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