Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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