Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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