Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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