i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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