I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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