Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We are all done wearing pants today
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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