Dual....:-)
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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