she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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