Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
