I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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