Define "chronic" masturbator.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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