I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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