dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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