I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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