i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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