if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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